She doesn't want to be a stupid girl and she's not dead (thankfully). Who is she? Well, none other than Pink, of course. She's been a busy girl of late, 'dissing' Britney et al, writing to the Queen about bears and admitting to having a crush on Kelly Osbourne, but we felt she had more to say about, er, stuff.
So we tracked her down, made her admit to kissing dogs and discovered her secret tips for hangover cures (clue: they involve bloody marys and champagne cocktails). And we found out that she rather likes Kelly Clarkson too...
